Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
Answer: His lips begin to move.
http://www.stromer.com/jokes/185jokes.html
Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
http://www.iciclesoftware.com/LawJokes/IcicleLawJokes.html#QandA
What's the difference between a porcupine and an ambulance chasing BMW carrying three lawyers?
-- A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
http://www.lectlaw.com/files/fun15.htm
Q: What's black and tan and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
http://www.jmpressley.net/humor/lawyers1.html
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